<?php
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$xhtml = array(
	'<{title}>' => 'She&apos;s a sore loser',
	'<{body}>' => <<<END
<p>
	I started work on filling out paper job applications.
	I didn&apos;t get any of them filled out entirely, but I filled out matching information on each application.
	I figure it makes more sense to do it this way than to have to look up the same information repeatedly as I fill out the applications.
</p>
<p>
	I changed some settings in Xfce, and now almost instance of text is in the Monospace font.
	This is just beautiful.
	This is what I like text to look like whenever is isn&apos;t handwritten, especially on a computer.
</p>
<p>
	I started working on writing up documentation for include.d again, but I didn&apos;t get far.
	I would have finished, but our mother wanted us to play a card game with her.
	It quite literally dragged on for hours.
	The worst part is that if you try to actually use effective strategies when playing against her, she&apos;ll claim that you are being vindictive.
	Because of this, whenever I end up playing a game with her, I work at intentionally losing.
	I throw the game and let her win.
	With this particular card came though, this wasn&apos;t possible.
	There were too many variables, most of which couldn&apos;t be accounted for.
	To avoid conflict, I found myself cheating to make her win.
	It was boring at best and mildly frustrating at worst.
</p>
<p>
	Tomorrow, we are headed to Springfield to do some more cleaning and sorting at our old home.
	It sounds like we might have a yard sale too, so we might not be coming home for a few days.
</p>
END
);
